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| 博士和民工的區別.....
聯合利華公司引進了一條香皂包裝生產線，結果發現這條生產線有個缺陷：常常會有盒子裏沒裝入香皂。總不能把空盒子賣給顧客啊，
他們隻得請了一個學自動化的博士設計一個方案來分揀空的香皂盒。博士拉起了一個十幾人的科研公關小組，綜合採用了機械、微電子、自動化、X光探測等技術，花了幾十萬，成功解決了問題。
每當生產線上有空香皂盒通過，兩旁的探測器會檢測到，並且驅動一隻機械手把空皂盒推走。
中國南方有個鄉鎮企業也買了同樣的一條香皂包裝生產線，老闆發現這個問題後大為發火，找了個小工來說：
「你他媽給老子把這個搞定，不然你給老子滾蛋～。」
小工很快想出了辦法：他在生產線旁邊放了台風扇猛吹，空皂盒自然會被吹走。 | | |
| I would say maybe it is...
I know for a lot of people, I have got a lot of planning about what to do; but the main reason for that is the target... if you know what you are aiming for then planning is just unnecessary. Plan it in heart for any situation that can arise and react accordingly.
Without regretting, that is.
A year ago I would confidently say I have got a plan for pretty much every possible outcome for future. But if you ask me now, the answer is 'I don't know'.
Too much has happened, and all seems to be leading to one outcome.. and so far the it seems to be an extremely large gamble. But to be honest there are simply too much happened that I can no longer say that they are all coincidence. Maybe a sign? I don't know. But so far what I can possibly do with that has been done, so fingers crossed. 'Everything that follows is a result of what you see here' -Dr. Alfred Lanning (I.Robot) Well what do I see here? Other plans? Really I just cannot bear thinking about that... the mental burden is simply too much. Would like to but the decision is tough. Exam timetable is out. Too much work, not enough time. Typical university student life, but still... Work. Being treated like mushroom as usual. And really I hope this is the last leg, although there has been good memories, everyone's got to move on and I don't want to be here any longer. Really, as quite often I say to others, be your true self. | | |
| Mushroom Management, something I am currently experiencing but absolutely hate it!
What is mushroom management? Well, how do you grow mushrooms?
You keep them in the dark,
You feed them with búllsh!t,
And finally when they are grow good enough,
You chop their heads off and start the next batch.
120% commitment? I don't think so.
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| For those who may have noticed... "To me, she's my partner, my friend, my accomplice, my beloved, my right hand and sometimes my copilot. For the rest, it is between her and me!” This explains all. ============= Saw this somewhere... maybe worth having a read? - What 'I Love You' means:- I-Inject ----投入
投入，這個投入有很多概念，有對自己所愛的人，投入自己所有的感情，讓你所愛的人感受到你真實的愛的存在，也有對自己的投入，投入自己對愛的理念的深入，對愛的真谛的理解，對雙方未來的理性思考。還有在經濟方面的投入也是不可缺少的，沒有面包的愛情，真的很難在現實中存在的。總之要獲得愛情就要投入的很多!
L-Loyal ----忠誠
忠誠，對自己所愛的人的一種必備的東西，沒有了忠誠也就不會再在愛情的存在，雙方都要将自己的愛全身心的投入到對方中，對自己愛情觀的一種見證，對自己愛情的負責。總之忠誠是真正愛情的必備之物!
O-Observant ----用心
用心，自然很容易就會想到，對自己所愛的人用心，當然同樣也不要忘記對自己用心，如果一個人都不能對自己用心，那還能對誰用心呢？所以對自己用心，善待自己，也是不可缺少的，用心是雙向的，用心去理解愛情，才會讓雙方的愛情更加的牢固。總之用心就是愛情的橋梁通往彼此的心靈深處!
V-Valiant ----勇敢
勇敢，也許是要獲得愛情的必備武器。這個武器很容易得到，因爲就在各自的身上，可是也是些人所苦苦追尋的，愛情就是需要勇敢，勇敢的面對自己的愛情，讓自己的愛情不要留下任何遺憾，勇敢的去爲自己的愛情而打拼，勇敢的爲自己所愛的人而努力奮鬥。總之勇敢就是愛情的武器爲愛情保駕護航。
E-Enjoyment ----喜悅
喜悅，就是在得到或是經曆過上面的一切後所獲得的果實，雖然這還是一顆未能成熟的果實，不過當看到果實的形成，你就會知道自己以前的付出是有回報的，因此你們都沉浸在歡樂的喜悅當中。這時愛情的果實已經形成，以後還需要你和對方共同去呵護這個來之不易的果實。總之此時的喜悅是對愛情的肯定爲愛情而存在。
Y-Yes ----願意
願意，當看到這個詞時，想到的多半是電視劇中的情節。牧師在新人的雙方中間，問女方，你願意嫁給他嗎？男方也一樣的。這樣的情節，已經見多不怪了，但這兩個詞所得到的就是一個成熟的果實，願意，願意将自己的一半托付給自己所愛的人，這應該是一種幸福。總之說出願意是得到愛情前的最後美妙的時候。
O-Obligation ----責任
責任，不要以爲自己獲得了愛情就沒有什麽責任了，相反你所面臨的重擔将會加劇，對愛情的責任，要對自己努力得到的愛情有一種延續，是對自己所愛的人的一種負責，也是對自己的負責；對家庭的責任，愛自己的親人，不要辜負了你所愛的人對你的愛，這種愛已經将轉換到對家庭中，所以要你們都去爲之努力。總之愛情的責任将會一直都存在你的周圍，爲之努力奮鬥将是我們所必備的!
U-Unison ----和諧
和諧，這個詞向來都是對家庭而言的，一個和諧的家庭是每個人的向往，也是我們所應追求的，并爲之努力創造的。和諧總能給人以安靜詳和的一種感覺，給人以白頭攜老的一種意境!總之和諧是愛情的美好境界!
I LOVE YOU~~是一句很慎重的承諾，若沒信心做到，別輕易說出口 .. | | |
| Airbus Future Project Office design project task UB/2009 - Normally costs $20 Billion USD, 20000 people plus numerous global suppliers and sub-contractors, 10 years for a project. Now not a single penny, 7 people and 5 months. How likely? You go figure.
Plus sometimes when political issues creep in you have no choice but to play the game.
Rover K-Series K8V Engine Simulation - Just hopes the head gasket won't blow, but then it's mainly on the 16v versions so it should be fine. Still can't get my head round a spark plug by the way...
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